This dog's got looks AND brains!

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This dog's got looks AND brains!
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I have asked so many people to try & figure out what this all means, and they all give me a blank...

Do what with the iceberg?

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Do what with the iceberg?
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  1. Paste needed before the cloth notebook shell Wipe clean.
  2. Determine the location of the same paste.
  3. Put a bright opening of the iceberg, the beginning of paste.
  4. On the right side to left side put their hands to prevent or heal rags have a bubble until paste End.
  5. Film will be cut off part of the surplus, the need to resist cutting when the knife edge of the notebook in order to ensure smooth.
  6. Success, Hull

Tittie Red Hood

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Tittie Red Hood
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Found this at the store in the Japan Pavilion at EPCOT in Disney World.

It reads:

Tittie Red Hood

A cute girl was walking in the forest. A wolf took to her. "Hi. Where are you going?" "To my grandmother's house!" she said. The wolf said smiling "Take care !"

In a Classic Style

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In a Classic Style
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A notebook in Kuwait labeled "made in China".

Adopt the deluxe leather material

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Adopt the deluxe leather material
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Label of a notebook bought at the dollar store (obviously). I'd use it, but I still can't figure out the instructions.