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"What? What did yew say ta me? We're the only ones who care? Well screw yew tew, boi!"

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'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.