"I'm just sick of all these idiots swimming in me! It really agitates me!"
"But-a Mario! Andres Iniesta is-a so clutch! And Xavi ees a weezard around-a midfield! What can-a we do?"
"One-a word, Luigi. Balotelli!"
"Now where is-a my brother Lucio?"
But you can still utilize one of Italy's approximately 1.6 million hand gestures to communicate what you want to say.
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