Having a couch cushion filled with radioactive unobtainium isn't high on my priority list.
Feed them to the crocodiles.
My congressman will hear about this.
Let's bring in Futurama Fry for an opinion.
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I think you're speaking something that's inside of all of us, handsome mustachioed man.
No Horticulture program?
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