higgs boson

Then why is it only One Direction appearing in the Olympics!??
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- Richard Dawkins, evolutionary biologist who, among many other noteworthy career achievements, first coined the word "meme" (the Internet thanks you!).

- Stephen Hawking, no description needed, he's Stephen Motherf**n' Hawking.

- Peter Higgs, theoretical physicist after whom the Higgs boson was named.

- Brian Cox, particle physicist and ATLAS project contributor at CERN.

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- Who cares?

Tyra Banks Isn't Qualified to Host Anyway
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"Nigel, what do you think of Michael's dark matter theory?"

"You know, I just think it was a little blurry. There wasn't enough focus on the possibility of gravitational backreaction, and not to mention average hot dark matter mass can't be greater than 0.3 eV/C-squared. J. Alexander, what do you think?"

"GURL YO ULTRARELATIVISTIC LIMIT CALCULATIONS BE MESSED UP!"

The Swedes have everything
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BAD IKEA! THERE WILL BE NO CJOLLIDING OF THJE HJADRONS TJODAY!