¡Madre de Dios! (Mother of God!)

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Shut Up, Ramen! You Don't Know Me!

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Ooh, but it's five for a dollar! Shouldn't have spent all my money on beer! Plus I'm drunk, so it'll taste good...

"I Gained 10 Pounds Last Month"

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"What, did you get a raise at work or something?"

Park on My Junk One More Time...

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... and I send car to junkyard!

And That Little Country... Netherland, I Think?

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They have the weed right?

Follow Your Dreams, Everyone

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Everything is possible if you believe in yourself. The sky is the limit. Wash your hands, idiot, don't be weaksauce.

Useful Phrases Are Our Specialty

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