MER THEN SCERTLERND, ERRLERND, AND ERNGLERND!!!

BAD IKEA! THERE WILL BE NO CJOLLIDING OF THJE HJADRONS TJODAY!

Sorry, but we're going to have to assimilate you. Sorry again!

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Yeah, Canada has one of the most comprehensive socialized healthcare policies in the world. Threatening to move to Canada because of Obamacare is like threatening to move to Amsterdam because you hate marijuana users. So good luck with that, ultra super offended Twitter users.