Not Quite Engrish: Good Pun, or Missing the Point Entirely?

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Not Quite Engrish: Good Pun, or Missing the Point Entirely?
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According to the submitter, this shirt was found in a shopping mall in the Philippines. Given the circumstances, this could be a very good pun or pretty prime example of Engrish at work. So...

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Kids Understand The Darndest Instructions!

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Kids Understand The Darndest Instructions!
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--When the gun tube stem, use the plastics stick stop the thing pure drop, --When Switch for "off", trigger be locking. When switch for "on", trigger opening --Firing(confirm safety sufficiently before veginning firing)

be careful...

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be careful...
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the solid thing that doing not face will bounce shoots

NRA Indoctrination Starts Early

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NRA Indoctrination Starts Early
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"What should I shoot him with?" ... ... ... That's Right! A Superior Gun!