Everyone should start calling them by these names. Some people may not be Seoul-d on the idea, but who cares!

¡Creo que sííííííííí! ("I think sooooooooo!")

More lolworthy Olympics coverage here!

But they're BOTH better than the American Indianavian café on the other side of town. Gross!

What do you get when you take a Burger King whopper and put 1000 slices of cheese on it? An extra large helping of freedom, that's what.

And heart disease, but that's another story.