I can't enter the tower...

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I can't enter the tower...
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The ragamuffin, drunken people, and psychotics are forbidden to enter the tower

Strange fruit fail

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Strange fruit fail
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Would you order this cocktail?

Made With Only Organic, Fair Trade Grenades

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Made With Only Organic, Fair Trade Grenades
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They're MY ingredients, I tell you! MINE!