Fortune Cookie Friday: My Teeth Never Could Keep a Secret

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Thank you, fortune cookie.

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I got this at Union Buffet and laughed

BUT NOTHING TALKS LOUDER THAN ALL CAPS

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Fortune Cookie Friday - The Answer Is Crystal Clear

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Wait... What?

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A Gambler's Prayer

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A secret what?

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True fortune - - exciting...?