What? No!

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That's almost as lame as playing football with yourself!

The Fortunate Fortune

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Time to go through my party wardrobe!

I Believe It Was the Philosopher René Derpcartes Who Once Said:

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"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Wise words, indeed.

About Time

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Excuse Me... WHAT?

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Who the hell writes these things?

All Things Come

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Well, which is it?? Make up your mind!

Telemarketers Love Dinner Time!

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Silence isn't just golden, its also apparently virtual...