Okay, Fortune Cookie, What Do You Have in Store for Me This Time?

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Okay, Fortune Cookie, What Do You Have in Store for Me This Time?
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I swear to god, fortune cookie, if this is your way of telling me someone broke in and stole my TV, I am NOT going to be a happy camper!

Fortune Cookie Friday

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Fortune Cookie Friday
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Zomg! What are my teeth trying to tell me? AND DON'T TELL ME TO BRUSH MORE OFTEN

engrish funny - fortune cookie friday ...oh. Well that's a good deal, I guess. #iexpectedsomuchmore

engrish funny - fortune cookie friday Well that's just, like, your oppinion, man.

engrish funny - fortune cookie friday Thanks, MOM