i got this with my chinese food order thursday night.
I can only smile wide at your misfortune!
I swear to god, fortune cookie, if this is your way of telling me someone broke in and stole my TV, I am NOT going to be a happy camper!
Zomg! What are my teeth trying to tell me? AND DON'T TELL ME TO BRUSH MORE OFTEN
...oh. Well that's a good deal, I guess. #iexpectedsomuchmore
Well that's just, like, your oppinion, man.
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