Fortune Cookie Friday

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Zomg! What are my teeth trying to tell me? AND DON'T TELL ME TO BRUSH MORE OFTEN

engrish funny - fortune cookie friday ...oh. Well that's a good deal, I guess. #iexpectedsomuchmore

engrish funny - fortune cookie friday Well that's just, like, your oppinion, man.

engrish funny - fortune cookie friday Thanks, MOM

Fortune Cookie Friday!

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Even though it doesn't make sense, it sounds strangely foreboding.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday It's also death if you get too much of it into your lungs.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday A not so subtle way of telling you to stop that classless dancing you kids are doing at parties these days.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday Ch-ch-ch-turrrrn and face the strain, changes..

Odd Fortune

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despair,fortune cookie,sad face,work ethic
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I'm not even sure what this fortune is supposed to mean

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