Odd Fortune

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Odd Fortune
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I'm not even sure what this fortune is supposed to mean

Thank you, fortune cookie.

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Thank you, fortune cookie.
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I got this at Union Buffet and laughed

Fortune Cookie Friday!

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Fortune Cookie Friday!
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Even though it doesn't make sense, it sounds strangely foreboding.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday It's also death if you get too much of it into your lungs.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday A not so subtle way of telling you to stop that classless dancing you kids are doing at parties these days.

engrish funny fortune cookie friday Ch-ch-ch-turrrrn and face the strain, changes..