Got this in my fortune cookie last night...
True fortune - - exciting...?
That's almost as lame as playing football with yourself!
Zomg! What are my teeth trying to tell me? AND DON'T TELL ME TO BRUSH MORE OFTEN
...oh. Well that's a good deal, I guess. #iexpectedsomuchmore
Well that's just, like, your oppinion, man.
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