I Cannot Help You

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I can only smile wide at your misfortune!

That's Hitting Below the Belt

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The Rust Belt, to be more specific.

What? No!

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That's almost as lame as playing football with yourself!

Shut Up, Cookie!

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The Fortunate Fortune

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Time to go through my party wardrobe!

I Believe It Was the Philosopher René Derpcartes Who Once Said:

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"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Wise words, indeed.

About Time

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