Fortune cookie friday

Zomg! What are my teeth trying to tell me? AND DON'T TELL ME TO BRUSH MORE OFTEN

...oh. Well that's a good deal, I guess. #iexpectedsomuchmore

Well that's just, like, your oppinion, man.

Thanks, MOM

Even though it doesn't make sense, it sounds strangely foreboding.

It's also death if you get too much of it into your lungs.

A not so subtle way of telling you to stop that classless dancing you kids are doing at parties these days.

Ch-ch-ch-turrrrn and face the strain, changes..