Quick, To Be Breaking the Window!

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fire,fire extinguisher,hammer,in case of fire break gla,in case of fire break glass
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"With what?"

"Y'know Jeff, you have a point. Oh well, we're gonna die!"

No bonfire allowed on top of car

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bonfire,car,explosions,fire,sign
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I assumed it's not allowed to have a bonfire on the roof of your car. Or afterburners not allowed

Oh Goodness What a Hot Cell Phone!

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business,cell phone,courtesy,fire,fire extinguisher,sign,thank you,vocabulary
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It Wishes BBQ

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barbecue,fire,food
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I Only Miss When I'm Drunk

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bathroom,fire,pee,sign
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By Unknown
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Classic: It Sprays Confetti

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extinguisher,fire,sign,warning
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My Ears Are Burning!

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fire,sign,telephone
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By Unknown
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and not because you're complimenting me...