Each place has its fair share of cool people and not-so-cool people. There's no shortage of butthurt neckbeards anywhere!
If yew like Yurop so much, whah don't yew move over thar yersaylf?
"Hey Dad, what's cricket?"
"It's a little chirpy bug."
"No, I mean the other kind of cricket."
"What other kind of cricket? Are you retarded, son?"
After marriage - She is like the Antarctic