"My Eurotrip Was Fun, Grandpa!"

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"My Eurotrip Was Fun, Grandpa!"
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"I stayed at some really nice hostels."

"Ohhh, they were hostile alright!"

U Mad Yuropoors?

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U Mad Yuropoors?
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"Hey Dad, what's cricket?"

"It's a little chirpy bug."

"No, I mean the other kind of cricket."

"What other kind of cricket? Are you retarded, son?"

I Get It Now!

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I Get It Now!
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Europe has blackboards with space wallpaper, and white robes are the latest stateside fashion! Easy!

"I Shall Nevair Leaf You, Mi Flor"

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"I Shall Nevair Leaf You, Mi Flor"
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"Ahh, mi sei mancato molto (I missed you so much), España! I will never leave you either! Do not worry about Silvio, he means nothing to me!"