U Mad Yuropoors?

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U Mad Yuropoors?
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"Hey Dad, what's cricket?"

"It's a little chirpy bug."

"No, I mean the other kind of cricket."

"What other kind of cricket? Are you retarded, son?"

"I Shall Nevair Leaf You, Mi Flor"

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"I Shall Nevair Leaf You, Mi Flor"
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"Ahh, mi sei mancato molto (I missed you so much), España! I will never leave you either! Do not worry about Silvio, he means nothing to me!"

The Asian Persuasion

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The Asian Persuasion
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After marriage - She is like the Antarctic Frigid.