The sky is blue, the sun rose in the east, and England and France still hate each other's guts. Everything's normal!
"But-a Mario! Andres Iniesta is-a so clutch! And Xavi ees a weezard around-a midfield! What can-a we do?"
"One-a word, Luigi. Balotelli!"
Sorry, Poland and Ukraine, but it's kind of hard to feel right at home with stuff like this going on.
Quick, give England more forza! They need it badly!
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