Amurika: A Brayf Histry Y'all

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'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

Merry Christmas from Engrish Funny!

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From all of us here at Engrish Funny, we wish a Merry Happy Holiday to have pleasantly.

It's Way Better Than the Whasians Stand Down the Street

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But they're BOTH better than the American Indianavian café on the other side of town. Gross!

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