Hurr Durr 2012 Oylmicps R Heer!!!

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Hurr Durr 2012 Oylmicps R Heer!!!
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Mai farvite soprts r erectoin ball, handfeet adn Modern Warfare 3!!!

Hand Shredded Ass Meat? I'll Pass, Thanks!

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Hand Shredded Ass Meat? I'll Pass, Thanks!
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After the 2008 Olympics, the Beijing Municipal Government felt introduced a new push for proper translation of its culinary options available to English speaking foreigners. Building upon its prior "Beijing Speaks English" initiative, the Municipal Government translated the names of over 2000 Chinese dishes. Needless to say, we're quite thankful; "hand-shredded ass meat" doesn't sound nearly as appetizing as red bean rice rolls!

Follow Your Dreams, Everyone

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Follow Your Dreams, Everyone
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Everything is possible if you believe in yourself. The sky is the limit. Wash your hands, idiot, don't be weaksauce.

SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare, Enraged and Ultra Super Offended Americans Moving to Canada

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SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare, Enraged and Ultra Super Offended Americans Moving to Canada
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Yeah, Canada has one of the most comprehensive socialized healthcare policies in the world. Threatening to move to Canada because of Obamacare is like threatening to move to Amsterdam because you hate marijuana users. So good luck with that, ultra super offended Twitter users.