Please Let That Be Engrish

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bar,bj,drink,oral sex,restaurant,sign
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Otherwise I'm really not sure I trust what they're serving.

Sale of my dreams!

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drink,people,purchase,store
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I like them hot. And fresh.

I prefer lions.

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beer,drink,g rated,juice,menu,restaurant,tiger
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cold drink made from tiger

Note: I saw this in the bar of Real Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu stadium.

Take away and shower

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cold,drink,eat,food,fruit,hot,menu,restaurant,shower,takeaway,vegetarian
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cold - hot drink vegetarian food food - fruit to aet in or take away and shower

Important!

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clothes,drink,equipment,exercise,important,instructions,physician,water
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Don't mess up the spelling on the important instructions. BTW, the spelling of the non-important instructions was almost without mistakes.

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