confusing doggy bag

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confusing doggy bag
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ridiculously terrible english on a bag

DON'T DROPPINGS!

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DON'T DROPPINGS!
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DON'T DROPPINGS! Who owns this PET? You must teachs your dog manners. Then we are dog lovers each other. thank you.

This dog's got looks AND brains!

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This dog's got looks AND brains!
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I have asked so many people to try & figure out what this all means, and they all give me a blank...