Asexural Reproduction

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blade,chainsaw,damage,reporduction,warning
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And then God brought his chainsaw down to earth, and Lo! life formed at the touch of its gnashing teeth.

"I'm Gonna Stab Ya in the Chest With Me Sword, Ya Drongo!"

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australia,chainsaw,samurai sword,sydney
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"Hold on theeea, mate. No chest stabbing. You know why." "You're right. How could I be so insensitive?"

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