I see stripes, but I see no stars. What gives?
... Uh huh... Uh huh...
... Oh, the stripes make one big asterisk? Kill yourself.
Launching backup program: overcast skies, blowing winds and miserable drizzle with occasional 15-minute sunbreak to give you false hope.
"Mmm, yes, quite so! Cheers for the heads-up!"
It's okay, England! Sorry about the whole "tea" thing.
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