The Well-Qualified Mortician

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The Well-Qualified Mortician
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Hmmm, but you haven't seen The Avengers yet. That's going to count against you, buddy.

Brazil vs. Argentina. Just as Bad as England vs. France

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Brazil vs. Argentina. Just as Bad as England vs. France
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When it comes to soccer, Brazil and Argentina hate each other. When in Brazil, and someone asks you who the greatest soccer player of all time is, it's Pelé. When in Argentina and someone asks you the same question, it's Diego Maradona. Getting them confused could get you in big trouble...

Hey Baby, Show Us Your Hair!

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Hey Baby, Show Us Your Hair!
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What's the matter, Turkey? CHICKEN? Bock, bock, ba-cah!!!