Creepy First, then Happiness

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Creepy First, then Happiness
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For clarification, it says: "He may bring the happiness to you!?". The interrogative tone has me a bit worried here.

The CAPS Lock Key Is Broken

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The CAPS Lock Key Is Broken
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I can just hear someone saying what this sign needed to say and saying that it needed to be "in caps".

Lovely Sounds Baby

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Lovely Sounds Baby
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Lovely Sounds Baby Uaah Pipi Dahhh Haia Zzzhh Burb Wowow Tschi Heehhh Haha Papa Mama

What Hath God Wrought

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What Hath God Wrought
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Too creepy for its own good, Engrish fliends? Let us know in the comments.