On Second Thought, Let's Not Go to Australia

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'Tis a silly place.

No Dingos You Dingus!

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Australia: Not For the Faint of Heart

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I'd Never Live in New Zealand

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Who would want to live basically on Mordor's front doorstep?

Put Some Westfälischerinderwurst on the Barbie!

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Nope, it doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Buggah Me, I Can't Deel With It!

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"Baz, What's for Dinnah?"

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"DINGO-SNAKE HYBRIDS!" "Ahh. Ol' usual, ey?"