'Murrica the Beautiful

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america,american,amurrika,foreign languages,racism,racist,speak english,xenophobia
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How duz I know yew ain't one a them INNURNAYSHIONAL fellers tryna take mah job and gimme all whatfer?

"Reccomendable," That's All We Can Say

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american,authentic,menu,oh Japan,restaurant,sauce,welcome
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I remember the days; those barbecue dinners at the end of the summer, the days shortening gradually as summer gave way to fall. My dad would fire up the grill and cook a sizzling steak as I pondered the coming season, reflecting on the eternal passing of nature. We would eat the meal in pensive silence, drenching our food in "reccomendable" sauce. Those were good times.

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