Yeah, What Gives?

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Yeah, What Gives?
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I don't care if Star Wars took place a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, they aren't getting a free pass either!

Amurika: A Brayf Histry Y'all

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Amurika: A Brayf Histry Y'all
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'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

Stupid Americans and Their Justin Bieber!

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Stupid Americans and Their Justin Bieber!
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Let's get a list of all the idiot Americans who have basically ruined the world:

1) Tom Cruise 2) Mel Gibson 3) Timothy McVeigh 4) Joseph Stalin 5) Mel Gibson 6) Darth Vader 7) A bunch of other guys

Dear Americans...

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Dear Americans...
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Yes, we do throw shrimp on "barbies," but not as often as you might think. And no, all our women aren't named "Sheila."