You're looking mighty patriotic today!

'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

God shed some pounds off me!

Stop everything! People are being stupid on the internet! Duty calls!

Even Mama France has stop signs that say "Stop!" Seriously!

YEAH!!! We don't need no "Easy O. Auditor" I-talian assassin crap!

Suck on it, World! You can all suck our munamies!