One Big American Facepalm

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Heer in 'Murrika, we don't take kindly ta kindness, ya hear?

They CERNtainly Showed Us!

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If yew like Yurop so much, whah don't yew move over thar yersaylf?

Lots of Love! Sorry About the Whole Invasion Thing.

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It's okay, England! Sorry about the whole "tea" thing.

Everything's Happier in Denmark

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U Mad Yuropoors?

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america,europe,fourth of july,super bowl
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"Hey Dad, what's cricket?"

"It's a little chirpy bug."

"No, I mean the other kind of cricket."

"What other kind of cricket? Are you retarded, son?"

God Bless Koreamerica!

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There are plenty of American jobs out there. You just have to go overseas to get them!

'Murrica the Beautiful

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How duz I know yew ain't one a them INNURNAYSHIONAL fellers tryna take mah job and gimme all whatfer?