Guns, Tornadoes, and Hot Dog Eating Contests

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Yup, it's America all right!

If Captain America is There, How Could We Not Win?

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More Olympics funny over at ROFLympics 2012!

If Mars Has Oil, Science Help Us All...

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Keep hatin', Czech Republic! Want some peanut butthurt with your jelly?

Stop Cramping Our Style, Ey Wot!

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America prefers not to be the runner-up. Instead, we like to be the 1-er up.

I Hear NBC Will Be Doing a "Live" Broadcast of the Landing in About Two Years

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"Curious" as to what's going on in the Olympics today? Head on over to ROFLympics 2012!

Americaball Are Too Cool to Have Care

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Yeah, I'll Pass, Thanks

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Having a couch cushion filled with radioactive unobtainium isn't high on my priority list.