Not Quite Engrish: When You Just Want a Little More

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Not Quite Engrish: When You Just Want a Little More
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Can any fliends/Engrish Sensei help identify what's going on here? My google-fu is weak. Let us know in the comments.

I'm Sorry, They're Never a Joke

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I'm Sorry, They're Never a Joke
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"Can't" throw it? Is that a challenge, poorly-done novelty gag gift?