C'mon England, that's hitting below the belt!

Capital? Los Torontanghai.

And remember, that's "saur-rry," not "sah-rry."

Just joking, 'Canada' and. 'Scary' shouldn't be in the same sentence together (see what I did there?).

To all the idiots blaming the United States for Justin Bieber: get over it! We gave you The Beatles, so chill out.

Let's get a list of all the idiot Americans who have basically ruined the world:

1) Tom Cruise 2) Mel Gibson 3) Timothy McVeigh 4) Joseph Stalin 5) Mel Gibson 6) Darth Vader 7) A bunch of other guys