"And lo, Gandalf took a hearty bite of the tasty 'dog and returned as Gandalf the Greasy."
I mean yeesh, at least buy her a drink or something first. That's the way onee-san rolls.
I mean, you're good for another couple of years until girls start becoming interesting.
Huh. Sounds a lot like my last few lovers, actually.
On your left you'll see the well-tended and treated woods of Germany. On your right, you'll see that creepy forest stage from Mortal Kombat. The More You Know!
Meanwhile the more conservative branch of "Orthodox Koreans" are wondering when all of this madness will stop. "Next he'll say we can watch the hit television show Friends. What has this nation become?!"
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