Kids! Parents! Loved ones! Finish your Thanksgiving leftovers! Don't leave it sitting out for 29 years, even if it gives you license to make a stupid pun in situations like these.

I didn't know Anthony Weiner used Yahoo Answers. HEYOOOOO

Also, if you're an expert at spotting male "equipment," we're hosting a scavenger hunt for suggestively-shaped turkeys over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you're finished hyperventilating!