Someone got the best answer rating just by trolling. It's an irony within an irony. Internet, what have you come to?

I guess it's time to add "BIG P33N DOES NOT KILL YOU" to the health education curriculum.

What's that? You need a corkscrew?

If they ever made a sequel to "What Women Want" and called it "What Men Want," it would be about five minutes long and very predictable.

...and judging by "Brittney B-ball's" profile pic, she's known exactly what men want for some time now.