This Guy Isn't Super Stoked to Hear His Wife's Pregnant

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Relationships Are About Compromise

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Woman In Dubai Wants a Divorce Because Her Husband Can't Satisfy Her

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He's not up for the challenge.
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Via Gulf News:

“The wife claims that her husband can only have sex with her three to four times a week… but she deems that unsatisfactory. After she and her countryman husband failed to reach an amicable settlement, the case was referred to the Sharia Court to look into the woman’s divorce claim,” sources close to the case told Gulf News.

When confronted by the presiding judge, the claimant [wife] said she desires to have sexual intercourse with her husband twice or thrice a day but he cannot fulfil her demands.

You Can Never Escape Your Wife

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When Your Wife Passes You Notes Under the Door

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wife passes notes under the door saying stop pooping
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Well That's One Way to Get Back at Her

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guy live blogs his cheating wife
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Woman Chops Off Husband's Penis...Twice

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Via NY Post:

Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife's cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.

The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.