Going Gaga for Goebbels

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Going Gaga for Goebbels
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I'm not sure how it's the same thing, but if we're pretending that each sperm is a person, then okay. Every sperm is sacred, etc.

This Must Be What Madonna Was Talking About

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This Must Be What Madonna Was Talking About
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When you find one that's just been opened, you are legally obligated to say "Liquid virgin, touched for the very first time."

OH GOD YES PLEASE

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OH GOD YES PLEASE
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PUTTING IT ON SPEED DIAL RIGHT MEOW

Hard to Cheat When You've Never Had Sex

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Hard to Cheat When You've Never Had Sex
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someone slid this under my door and it was addressed to holly

They Feel Like Bags of Sand

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They Feel Like Bags of Sand
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And his eyes are red from crying. Awwwwww.