Hey baby, let's turn some water into wine and immaculately conceive while Al Green plays in the background.
I'm not sure how it's the same thing, but if we're pretending that each sperm is a person, then okay. Every sperm is sacred, etc.
When you find one that's just been opened, you are legally obligated to say "Liquid virgin, touched for the very first time."
PUTTING IT ON SPEED DIAL RIGHT MEOW
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