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Russell Wilson wanted to shout his love from the Twitter tops with (more than one) #WomanCrushWednesday posts about Ciara. He searched desperately for the words to describe her beauty and settled on a mash-up of corny, poetic words from the first creative writing website he found.

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desperate dude believes land water polo excuse
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Have you ever been so desperate to land a date that you believed an absolutely insane excuse as to why someone couldn't hang out? Surely not as desperate as this jerk, who was trolled into believing a girl he wanted to woo was busy with a football camp in Greenland as well as a synchronized ice dancing retreat in New Mexico.

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