Dong Pics Will Totally Loosen Her Up and Help Her Express Herself Better

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Seriously, what is it with guys and pictures of their dick? I guess they spend so much time staring at it themselves that they forget what normal people like to look at.

Hieroglyphs

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These strange runes... I think... I think they're about to perform some ritual to their fertility god!

Astronauts Get All the Ladies

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The Nicknames Just Get Worse

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sometimes the nicknames hurt
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Introducing BOB: The Boyfriend With Batteries

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This Conversation is Making Me Emojional

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Our Love is Durable and Absorbent

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