Where you see a ball of cute, I see a pit of loneliness.

I just did that thing where you suck in your breath through your teeth. I don't think there's a sound effect I can write out for it. BASICALLY IT HURT TO WATCH.

I googled "over the moon" and it appears to be something UK chaps say to mean "very happy or delighted." Then I looked it up on Urban Dictionary and decided I liked their second definition better.

Seinfeld: timeless. Except for their shoes. They were always too clean.