It's the Battle You Can Never Win

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It's the Battle You Can Never Win
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To be fair, you should expect as much getting into the online dating scene.

I Follow You Home Because I Care

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I Follow You Home Because I Care
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If you receive a card like this on Valentine's Day, please contact your local authorities. And purchase some mace.

Valentines From The Guy Who Watches You Sleep

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Valentines From The Guy Who Watches You Sleep
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Even people who aren't allowed within 500 feet of certain women (or men) (or any children) celebrate Valentine's Day.

Just Thought I'd Break In. I Mean Drop In.

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Just Thought I'd Break In. I Mean Drop In.
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Drunkards, like puppies, will sometimes follow you home if you're too nice. And then curl up and sleep on your doorstep.