I Follow You Home Because I Care

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I Follow You Home Because I Care
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If you receive a card like this on Valentine's Day, please contact your local authorities. And purchase some mace.

Valentines From The Guy Who Watches You Sleep

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Valentines From The Guy Who Watches You Sleep
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Even people who aren't allowed within 500 feet of certain women (or men) (or any children) celebrate Valentine's Day.