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Via: xrompo
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"I finally found my dream girl."

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Wow, she's super hot, plays Black Ops/Battlefield, and is available? NO WAY!

AND she's studying to be a vet, so she comes prepackaged with loads of puppies and crap.

By Charlie
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He was doing great until he tried to rhyme "time" with "mine." That's a half-rhyme. BUT SO CLOSE.