That's right, kids: size does matter!

My personal goal for the day is to slip the term "cavernous vag" into a conversation.

I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

It's "hard" being big LOL. #goingfortheeasiestpuns