She'll Think of Something at 3am Next Morning

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My personal goal for the day is to slip the term "cavernous vag" into a conversation.

Three Plus Three Equals P33N

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Three Plus Three Equals P33N
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I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.