You Put In All That Friend Time, So Here's Your Reward!

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That Just Sounds Tiring

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How Did I Not See the Signs?!

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Maybe This Isn't the Best Forum For the Healthcare Debate

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"Listen, I'm just really concerned with the rising cost of healthcare." "You know what else is rising?" "Yes! The amount of disinformation spread to you by global pharmaceutical conglomerates!" "...Try OK Cupid."

Are You Absolutely Sure?

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TEACH ME

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Also Known As "Sex"

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